There’s only one Lidia the Tattooed Lady who gives something positive to the human race: and that’s the Lydia of Groucho Marx’s famous comic song. That Lydia makes us laugh; this current tattooed Lidia is no laughing matter. Atom Ant – sorry, Adam Bandt – created Thorpe’s political incubus and now, like Dr Frankenstein, he will be destroyed by his rampaging creation. He, and his Green ship of fools, deserve everything they get from their folly.