Dining out in 2022

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We walked into a restaurant last night to have dinner…

“Hello, table for two, please.”

“Of course, and your name?”

“Rod”

“Great – and do you and your partner have your vaccination cards or can you show me your Digital AusGov VaX Certificates”

“Yes, We do…However, Can you tell us who our waiter will be tonight?”

“It looks like Brad will be your waiter.”

“Great, so can you show me Brad’s vaccination card?”

“Um…”

“And can you also provide me with proof that Brad is not a carrier of HIV, Hepatitis A or B, or any other communicable diseases?”

“Um…”

“Also, we would prefer not to be served by someone who is on, or uses, recreational drugs such as marijuana, cocaine, meth, fentanyl, etc., so if you could provide us with Brad’s most recent ‘tox screen,’ that would be great.”

“Um, let me get the manager for you.”

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Published by Nelle

I am interested in writing short stories for my pleasure and my family's but although I have published four family books I will not go down that path again but still want what I write out there so I will see how this goes

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