Storm Barra – What’s Next?

By Baldmichael Theresoluteprotector’sson

10th December 2021

Apparently according to the Met Office this will be called Corrie. Please note the Met Office is the Meteorological Office, not the office of the Metropolitan Police who could not currently predict a slip up on a banana skin, even if it was on the pavement right in front of their collective noses.

‘Hay was proceedin’ along hin an hordely fashion when I espied someone walkin’ on the cracks in the paving stones. Oi shouted out ‘Oi’ and running towards the offender oi..arrrrrgh!…’

No, not policeman plod, but the weather forecaster which by and large does an excellent job (in my humble opinion). Unlike Boris the Spider who is confusing all of us, right, left and centre.

Deliberately of course, even he is not that stupid. Unlike a large proportion of the general public in the UK, who don’t realise that the government have…